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a seriously sexy turn

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about that rooster in your pants

OH: “I need someone more forward thinking than 6″ in front of their pubic bone.” #seriously

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double entendres

You know your marriage is in trouble when the things you say on a rough day of parenting start to be indistinguishable from the things you say during typical sex with your partner. For Example: 1. Stop kicking the dryer, … Continue reading

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What kisses like a suction cup and can’t find …

Frustrated with the insensitivity and lack of Don Juan skills she’s found in her men so far, she divulged the latest of the terribles: “…. and the most recent on was the worst…he kissed like a plunger. Not kidding. Or … Continue reading

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La-Z boy

“Could you… – would you… – in a recliner?” she asked with a smile that was bursting with an adventurous tale. Her friend raised her eyebrows, simultaneously surprised and impressed. “Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.” she winked … Continue reading

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Bedtimes character

“Now I’m giving up on them if I can’t get off within the first three encounters of the sexual kind. I mean, if they don’t take any interest to put me first, or even second, after three times, then they … Continue reading

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Due by Wednesday

“… So, now I’m trying to figure out if there’s a correlation between kissing skill and horizontal tussle skills,” she said. “I’m thinking that they are not correlated, but I encourage you to do your own research. I want to … Continue reading

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Nothing to sneeze at

“I’m going to see him later,” she said. “He mentioned that he was over his cold.” “You know what that means… ” her friend insinuated. “Uh huh. Maybe his kissing will improve…”

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Good for sumthin’

She connected with her co-conspirator after a long (two-week) hiatus. The exchange of holiday wishes, what’s-ups and what-nots went something like this: “Yeah, so I think I’ve finally given up on this one. I mean, I’ve really let go of … Continue reading

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Score

“How would you rate your kissing?” the suave beau asked her as he leaned against the bar. She was standing close to him and his friend. “I’m a 9.2,” she replied confidently. “Really!?” he exclaimed, a bit surprised at the … Continue reading

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