Monthly Archives: July 2009

As you wish…

There’s a passage in The Princess Bride (the book) where Buttercup tells her parents she’s ‘overtired.’ Her mom replies: “Terrible things can happen when you’re overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”

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Contenders

There was only one contender left in ‘Crush Status’ for her Project Man fieldwork progress report. This one has withstood ‘the list’ and has continued to impress. So far, so good. But, the crush was still young, and there was … Continue reading

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Not you not me

“In deep love it happens that the two persons are not two. Something between the two has come into being, and they have just become two poles. Something is flowing between the two. When this flow is there, you will … Continue reading

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Fo’ sho

“Love brings freedom. Loyalty brings slavery. On the surface they look alike: deep down they are just the opposite, diametrically opposite. Loyalty is acting; you have been educated for it. Love is wild; its whole beauty is in its wildness. … Continue reading

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The groom

After a long day brushing the horses in the heat of mid-summer, she stopped for a spell to sit in the shade with some iced mulberry tea and check her messages. She had one text from her latest crush, asking … Continue reading

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Demand curve

He had been wavering lately in everything. Not really here nor there, and not just a bad day. He wasn’t aligned with his purpose and was being sucked down a vortex of ‘small existential crisis’ which to her had dragged … Continue reading

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Lines

Fully loaded with snacks and supplies, they headed out in the early morning hours to embark on a road trip up west for the holiday weekend. Around Crazy Woman Creek, WY, they found themselves desperately out of gas, running on … Continue reading

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How to lose your date in 10 minutes

Tip #7: Over a seemingly peaceful meal, when he asks you a question, interrupt him gently, pull out a granny-sized pill case — one with Monday – Sunday compartments — and say: “Hold on, just a sec. I forgot to … Continue reading

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Rock on

It was an evening like no other. A buzz was rimming through the crowd like a hive. They were hot and bothered in the summer eve, ready for the main act to take to their instruments and rev it up. … Continue reading

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Vibraphonic

At the jazz gig at the St. Exspendy Hotel, the conversation changed tunes from vibraphones to vibrators. “I just don’t get it,” she said. “All my friends keep talking about their vibrators. I’ve never been into it. I just prefer … Continue reading

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