Monthly Archives: March 2009

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Peer reviewed

Like a journal article that undergoes the rigorous editing of numerous eyes and red pens before it gets published, your significant other needs to pass the scrutiny of your nearest and dearest. The wise trustees of your tribe will be … Continue reading

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Charting your love territory

“We should do your chart,” the wise one said excitedly. “Then, you’ll know what signs to avoid and what ones to pursue. It’ll help with the weeding out process and help you focus your efforts.” The little one pondered this … Continue reading

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Remember me?

Have you ever found yourself witnessing someone’s soliloquy about themselves? Is that a red flag for a potential suitor…? And, the survey says… heck yes.

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Communicable

A friend just came back from an annual trip to the doctors and was tested for all those STDs while she was there, suspicious and questioning of her most recent boy’s fidelity. She was squeaky clean and part of the … Continue reading

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Commandment numero uno

“You already have one asshole. You don’t need another one.” – Greg Behrendt, He’s Just Not That Into You.

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When the cock crows

“They fell asleep smiling. It is to erase the fixed smiles of sleeping couples that Satan trained roosters to crow at five in the morning.” – Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

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If these books could talk

As she sat on the couch, sipping her tea, she stared at the numerous books stacked on the coffee table in front of her. Ovid’s Metamorphoses, Dr. Helen Fisher’s The First Sex: The Natural Talents of Women and How They … Continue reading

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Championing romantic love

My Lover Asks Me, by Syrian poet Nizar QabbaniMy lover asks me:“What is the difference between me and the sky?”The difference, my love,Is that when you laugh,I forget about the sky.

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Man-bible study

If anyone wants to pick up a copy of the relationship text of Biblical importance — He’s Just Not That Into You — and join our study group, just let me know. We’ll help you pass that Relationship Studies course … Continue reading

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