Monthly Archives: December 2008

La-Z boy

“Could you… – would you… – in a recliner?” she asked with a smile that was bursting with an adventurous tale. Her friend raised her eyebrows, simultaneously surprised and impressed. “Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.” she winked … Continue reading

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On vibrate mode

“OMFG, My phone won’t stop vibrating!” she exclaimed, a bit frustrated. “Just stick it in your pants, you’ll love it.” her friend winked.

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Bedtimes character

“Now I’m giving up on them if I can’t get off within the first three encounters of the sexual kind. I mean, if they don’t take any interest to put me first, or even second, after three times, then they … Continue reading

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The key to never-lasting

“I was reading about this study that predicted the longevity of a marriage after watching a couple interact for just 15 minutes, and do you know what the number one indicator was for a doomed outcome?” she asked her freshly … Continue reading

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Crushed

She smiled to herself at her latest resolution – the resolve of her latest crush. Her mind reeled in rewind through all the crushes she’s had since she started noticing that boys existed. There was Tim, Scotty, the 3 Dans, … Continue reading

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Due by Wednesday

“… So, now I’m trying to figure out if there’s a correlation between kissing skill and horizontal tussle skills,” she said. “I’m thinking that they are not correlated, but I encourage you to do your own research. I want to … Continue reading

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Toolkit

“It’s not the size of the tool. It’s how they use it. Good things can come in small packages,” she said wryly.

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Nothing to sneeze at

“I’m going to see him later,” she said. “He mentioned that he was over his cold.” “You know what that means… ” her friend insinuated. “Uh huh. Maybe his kissing will improve…”

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Bestselling daydreams

It’s bound to be a memoir one day, she thought. And then, a movie with Johnny Depp as the lead male actor…

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Good for sumthin’

She connected with her co-conspirator after a long (two-week) hiatus. The exchange of holiday wishes, what’s-ups and what-nots went something like this: “Yeah, so I think I’ve finally given up on this one. I mean, I’ve really let go of … Continue reading

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